Reality Testing

Chart / October

And then a year went by just like that.

I could have sworn I wrote an entry here earlier this year, but apparently not. So many updates, so little time to do them all justice.

Let’s start at the end and work backwards and give every milestone its moment in the sun:

NOVEL NEWS: Rather surprisingly (to me, at least), everyone’s favourite post-apoc cli-fi road novel By the Feet of Men has roared back from out-of-print obscurity, popping up on a list of best dystopian novels of the past 10 years over at Horror DNA. Not something I ever expected to happen, but I’m grateful. With each passing year, the fiction I spun across 343 pages is sadly becoming reality: This year’s Super El Niño event is delivering flooding, drought, wildfires, rainfall and extreme unseasonable temperatures on a scale we humans simply aren’t equipped to combat. When I started writing By the Feet of Men back in 2017, I’d imagined the events taking place 50 years from now; today, I wouldn’t rule out experiencing them first hand by the end of the decade. Also, and I’m not really sure why, but my book’s listed on Simon & Schuster now, too. Does that mean I should go around saying they’re my distributor? I don’t see that I have any other choice.

NON-FICTION NEWS: I’ve been quietly updating the ‘NON-FICTION’ section of the site to include publications on which I have a writing, editing or translation credit. Entries for this year include:

The Global Hunger Index, published by Welthungerhilfe

Primavera, a forthcoming photobook by Tim Gassauer and Manu Gruber with a 10-page essay translated by me.

Art Basel, a special issue of NZZ Art, the arts and culture section of Switzerland's Neue Zürcher Zeitung.

Centurion Magazine, a lifestyle quarterly featuring interviews with rich and famous celebs pretending to be interior designers.

Du Magazin, the venerated Swiss culture journal.

More to come, hopefully, including an all-new sustainable aviation magazine conceived by me that I’m desperately hoping will receive funding in the near future.

PROJECTS NEWS: I’m working on a collection of loosely connected short stories about a down-on-his-luck Englishman in Greece (write what you know, etc.) called Nisiá. I’m in talks with a small independent publisher in Athens to do a limited publishing run, but it’s far too soon to start celebrating. Elsewhere, the old autobiographical novel has had its third pass and is waiting patiently for me to actually do something with it. And I will…at some point. It just needs to be perfect. More likely, it’ll end up being what Don Quixote was to Terry Gilliam, chipping away at my sanity for the next 29 years until I finally turn to Adam Driver and release a barely coherent facsimile of what could have been. Then there’s the screenplay for Searchlight, which is in its own mini development hell, primarily because I’m finding it exceptionally difficult to write a farily tight, serviceable script. The first version was a dud, heavy with prose and light on character. The second version? We’ll see. Finally, my publisher Black Rose has asked for a third instalment in the Sundown series (following on from Reality Testing and Pacific State), and I will surely oblige.

MILESTONE NEWS: Speaking of Reality Testing, I celebrated a milestone of sorts back in July: it is my first novel to reach 100 reviews/ratings on both Amazon and Goodreads. All it took was 5 years, 6,000 sales, countless promotions and a smidgen of begging. Perhaps one of those readers will be brave enough to buy a copy of Pacific State and discover the superior yarn within. I’ll wait; I’m a patient guy.

That’s it for now. Play me off, Johnny.

1 Kelela - linknb

2 Rose Gray - Club To Your Arms

3 Trance Wax - Rhythm of the Night

4 Soul Wun - Blue Light

5 Imad - On Top

6 Feral - Court of Light

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Reality Testing the audiobook is here

A first for me: my bestselling climate fiction/cyberpunk novel REALITY TESTING has been given the narration treatment and is now available as a beautiful audiobook on Audible. Narrated by the acclaimed Libby Marshall, it clocks in at an impressive 10 hours and 45 minutes - that’s approximately 11 of your present-day commutes to and from work or four of your evenings where you sit scrolling aimlessly through streaming services, hoping that something, anything, will catch your jaded eye.

Just to remind the world of what Kirkus said about Reality Testing in their starred review:

“This is a bracing blast of neo-cyberpunk with some smart tweaks to the operating system.”

I wish there was another way to release it other than the Amazon overlords, but there isn’t. The market is cornered. In publicising the audiobook, I am not explicitly advocating the use of the company’s services. I have four free promo codes that I will give out to anyone who gets in touch.

i will never not enjoy the fact that my novel has the pistol from Halo on the cover

NEW NOVEL ALERT

“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.” - Ray Bradbury

I’m pleased to announce that Texas-based publishing house Black Rose has agreed to publish the second novel in the SUNDOWN cycle. The date of publication has been set as 21 December 2023. A standalone story set in the near-future, climate-ravaged Sundown universe, this new novel follows Reality Testing, which was selected as one of Kirkus’s Top 100 Novels of 2021 and received praise from the likes of the San Francisco Review and 23rd Legion as well as writers Neil Sharpson, William J. Donahue and Kiran Bhat.

I will reveal the title of the novel and the cover in due course.

yeah, this isn’t the cover. I wish it was. maybe a little too blade runner though.

Sci-fi article on Shepherd.com

I wish I could say I was digging around on the Digital Horn of Plenty and discovered an article listing Reality Testing as one of the greatest additions to the very limited cyberpunk canon, but I would be both lying and somewhat delusional. No, this wonderful post is intended to draw attention to an article I wrote for Shepherd.com titled “The best science fiction books that paint high-concept futures”. Paint? It seemed like the right verb to use at the time.

The article is available here.

Featuring all the Grant Price standards (Gibson! Cixin! Le Guin!), it’s the perfect way to kill five minutes while drinking the dregs of your Coffiest or enjoying a squirt of Popsie. That’s a reference to The Space Merchants….which is also in the list! Get going, you old future pirate.

the future is painted exclusively in shades of pink and blue.